Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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