It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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