we're blogging at a bar
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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