Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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