you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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