do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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