Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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