hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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