did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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