just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
