double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
