Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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