i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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