Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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