So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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