In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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