so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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