Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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