yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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