Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Found the puke drawer
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have tasted many bathrooms
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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