I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
either way he was missing a nipple.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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