Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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