Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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