On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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