Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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