his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We had sex on a dog bed..
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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