look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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