she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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Someone came in the potted fern
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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