apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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