I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
