that's an acceptable place to lick
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
two words: eviction party
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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