She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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