Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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