You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
this beer tastes like vomit already
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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