When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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