i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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