I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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