Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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