So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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