I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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