You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you didnt know i had herpes?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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