Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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