if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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