I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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