She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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