just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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