I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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