well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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