stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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