Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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