it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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