Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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