I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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