He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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