Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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