Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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